Starting to love the little BB milk monster

Lol! Kind of start to love the little BB milk monster of mine. Find her really cute as she is no longer such a crybaby. We r getting used to her, and she getting used to us. Starting to understand her more and more. Just gv her milk and she will oink like a little piglet:):)

First thing in the morning when I wake up I will go her dungeon to visit her, to carry her, play with her and pat her backside.

First thing when I reached home after a long day, is to check on her whereabout, carry her and play with her:):) see her smiling in her dreams.

I love the little BB milk monster of mine. She's cute.

My little milk monster neighbour

On 25 june 2013, a little BB milk monster was borned into this world, her name is Rachel.

On 26 june 2013, she officially became my neighbour as she lives just outside my room in her dungeon. Being friendly, I hugged her and said,"Hello" to her.... but she replied crying.....oh well!

BB milk monster looks like a little angel when she's happy but please dun be decieved by her cute sweetie pie outlook. As she,"RAWR!!!!" just like a monster and kept sticking out her tongue whenever she is hungry and wet her diaper. OMG!!!

This few days I woke up in the middle of the night in shock....by her incrediblely loud and persistant ROAR!!!ROAR!!! ROAR!!!!

Poor BB monster's mum....bb monster seems veri demanding  keep drinking milk like a milk monster, like every hourly.

I even had nightmare because of her dreaming that I was trying to pacify her in my dreams..... Iittle monster ps grow up fast and start talking sensibly with your aunt and stop ur roaring nonsense ok!

The story of wong and pok( chap 8)

So all of them (monkey, xiong mao, piglet wong) boarded Chow's private jet plane and reached BKK!!!!!
Chow brought them to a rather deserted village in BKK.... they took a boat and reached a run down house....from afar they saw a gal with long rebonded hair sitting by the river....super chio, super good figure. *whistle whistle*. She was combing her hair.

Wong: Pok pok, it's pok pok, my pok pok. I miss my piggy:):):) (gave pokpok a big hug)

Pokpok: Hi Wong, I missed u too.

Wong: where hav you been?

Pokpok: I am tired of school so I came here to chill...see, the beach is so beautiful:):):)

Chow: hahahahahaha bro, see I told u. U can dun believe the whole world but u cannot dun believe Chow. I knew where she is....cmon brother let's celebrate and party since u found her.

Monkey: let's drink some fermented grape juice!!!!! Celebration!!! (dancing and wear his sunglasses)

Piglet elder: oink oink(smiling and nodding to wong)

Xiong mao: dun drink so much Wong. Somehow I feel that something is not quite right.

Wong: Cmon xiong mao u think too much. Come pok pok let's drink some cocktail.

Christine: nah, u all go ahead.

So once again......they all got knocked out.
When Wong woke up, it was night time.he felt super drowsy....rubbed his eyes and he saw xiong mao sitting in a corner, looking terrified...

Wong: wat's wrong xiong mao? R u feeling cold? Stop being a pussy...

Xiong mao:(pointing at the gal sitting by the river)

Wong: I finally found her:):) I feel so,so, so, so happy. My pok pok....(smiling)

Wong went forward and hugged pokpok from the back...

Wong: pok pok, my piggy pok pok...how have u been?

Pok pok looked at wong....suddenly her face turned into a beauty like nak.... no longer pok pok.

Wong: (hugged even tighter) wow!! yoooohooo!!!! Even better

He turned his head and saw xiong mao shaking his head vigorously.

Wong: cmon she is such a beauty, isnt she. Cmon gv daddy some sugar!!!

5 mins later, her face transformed into a zombie face....

Unknown gal: pee mak......... pee mak.....pee mak.....pee mak........

Wong looked back and saw xiong mao covering his eyes with his hands....shivering....

Wong: Omg!!!!!!!!

Wong felt water falling from the sky... He looked up and saw piglet, monkey and Chow's on top of the tree shivering and peeing in fear.

Wong: Wtf!!

We r the To be.......

Baby pok is coming out soon....went to KKH to support my sis in law cos she looked rather terrified...and worrisome...  We r the mummy and daddy to be, grandma and grandpa to be and aunt to be. I pray that the delivery will b a safe and smooth one. May God be with my sis in law and my cute little niece, protect them:):)

The story of wong and pok (chap 7)

*DISCLAIMER*: THIS EPISODE IS UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG. READ AT UR OWN RISK!

Chow: so young man u wanna know where's ur gal. hahahaha! Then you should know what to do then. Cmon give daddy some sugar, oh cmon, cmon...hahahahahaha... maybe I will make a better girlfriend. Hahahahaha!

Wong: (super stunned by his request) SHUT UR SSSSSS CHOW!!! A real man dun do thay....

Monkey: (took a bag of sugar and threw it on chow's head).

Chow: not this sugar...Monkey!!! #@$@#$!!! Oh Wong!!! Oh come on... sugar sugar sugar....hahahahaha

Chow: alright, she is right here....(pointing to his car boot).

Wong: really? Chow is she really there?

Wong opened up the car boot but it's empty....

Chow: hahahahahahaha! This is funny!!!!

Wong was really angry with Chow and threw him into the car boot and locked him inside.

Chow: Wong, let me out.... u fatherfooker.... Chow promise, Chow will be good and tell you where she is.....Monkey help me!!!!

Monkey opened up the car boot while Wong wasn't looking and let Chow out. Chow pointed his shotgun at Wong and wanted to shoot Wong...

Monkey: No!!!! Dun do that Chow!!! No!!!!

Chow: F*** !!! Fatherfooker!!!
Today I will not do that because one of u is Chow's friend. Cmon follow me, I will bring you to the gal.

The story of wong and pok(Chap 6)

A few days later, on the beach.....
Monkey 6th tai zhi: look guys, see what I brought for u all. Muhahaha! Let's party since it's summer vacation! (handing them a pack of marshmallows and some fermented grape juice).

Wong: Xiong mao, when r u bringing me to my pok pok. I missed her....

Xiong mao: Oh come on brother...chill and have some fun!!!

Piglet elder: (smiling at wong as usual) yabadabado!!

Xiong mao: see piglet agrees with me too:):)

All of them took the marshmallow and fermented grape juice and felt super high for dunno wat reason....and for dunno wat reason they got knocked out...

When they woke up....

Wong: OMG, where r we? Looked monkey wat happened to you?(monkey got toothpaste all over him)

Monkey: hahaha! Take a look at urself first.

Wong: (looked into the mirror) OH MINE!!! @#$!@# wat happened to my rebounded hair. Monkey, wat had u done? Did u permed it!!!!

Piglet elder: walalala hahahaha....fell asleep again....

Xiong mao: omg.... I got black paint all over me... I m officially a sun bear now.

Unknown guy: hello guys!!! Enjoyed ur party last night? Hahahahahahahha!

Wong: who is this guy?

Monkey: ohhhh he is my friend who gave me all the good stuff we had yesterday.

Unknown guy: hahahahahahaha! Hihi my name is Chow, Leslie chow. Looking for ya gal? ( Looking at wong). Wahahahaha

The story of wong and pok(Chap 5)

Xiong mao qi tai zhi: Well, well, well, alright I will tell u wat happened. I actually went to monster university to study....as I wished to major is "scaring". I wanna be special. I wanna be a scary panda and not those adorable ones, u see in the zoo. oh come on...I wanna be special. Actually I wanna keep this as a secret till I graduate so as to surprise u, but since u discovered....hmmm... no choice but to tell u..

Wong: cool stuff...but y r u injuried?

Xiong mao: as usual I went into the room of the kid through the light...but because of the haze in singapore. Omg psi of 371 I cant see clearly and I tripped on the kid's toy and fell. I almost got caught by the parent of the kid. Omg! Thanks to my friends who came to the rescue.

Wong: (looking at the monkey and piglet) so they are?

Xiong mao: ohhh they are piglet elder and monkey 6th tai zhi.... we are the so called F3 in school well sought after by gals and loved by the mass. Wooohoooo!!!

Piglet elder: (smiling and looking at wong) Tata! (went over to hug wong's leg and refused to let go).

Xiong mao: oh well, well this little friend of mine is really friendly and seems to like u alot. Haha!

Monkey 6th tai zhi: (wearing his sunglasses) Bonjour! Nice to meet u!

Xiong mao: hmmm... but something interesting when I entered the room I think I saw Miss Christine outside the window...she was wearing a mask like a ninja...riding a horse i think. hmmmm...but I am not so sure. All thanks to the haze.

Wong: really? Bring me along the next time. I must find her!!

Bye bye troublemaker wisdom tooth!

My cheek and lips feel totally numb now. Just came back from " Trendz Dental surgeons Pte Ltd" after wisdom tooth extraction. The procedure is not as painful as I thought, in fact no pain at all, even the injection. Thanks to the Dentist and his assistant. I think the dentist did a good job at explaining the risk of the surgery....and the possible problem with the teeth in front of the wisdom tooth. Just that the suction of the fluid not that good... I can't help but to cough as I got choke by the fluid.....

The procedure begin with injection, eating oral meds, then my whole head got covered.... I think it followed by incision, then I heard lots of scary noises as if they trying to saw my wisdom tooth....then I felt the dentist holding my cheeks and trying to pull out my teeth followed by the sawing sound for a few cycle....then I felt the string moving abt...I guess it's stitching and I m done:):)

Bye bye troublemaker wisdom tooth!!

Happy Daddy's day

Happy daddy day to my father!!! Went to eat at commonwealth cresent on sunday....beri sian in the beginnig cos my father veri grumpy and keep complaining in the beginning.. cos have to drive quite a distance, long queue and not much parking lot. but he was happy in the end cos the food was really nice and cheap... recommended by my sis in law. Think my sis in law become more demure after pregnancy. I find it easier to talk to her now. Good good, Baby Rachel Poh Jia xuan u r definitely doing a good job, aunt love love...await u to come to the world soon, think we can b best friend.

About my daddy, things I know abt him....
Long before i was born My daddy idol was bruce Lee. He is veri fit like bruce Lee and got the bruce lee's hairstyle. He is a kind hearted man but was impulsive and quick tempered like bruce lee when he was young.. but he nv nv throw temper at me befor3...onli keep nagging at me like monk in the journey to the west. Veri effective indeed.

When i was young, he worked in my grandpapa shop in Tanglin shopping centre as a tailor..... i veri sian at home he will bring me to work, prepare kaya bread for me to eat.. bring me to toilet..even make a tuxedo for me to wear...hahaha I know almost every owner there...and will go shop to shop to chit chat with the people in the shop and play and run around and all of them will gv me with food whenever I go to their shop. They will also ask me to pick number for toto too. It was really fun. My fav shop is the spectacle shop cos there is a jie jie I like there.. happy childhood....

He constantly find jobs to make life better for us... and prepare money for us to study... I nv have to go out and earn money for schooling at all. I can always focus on watever I m doing. Thanks to my daddy. No matter how rebellious I m he will still dote on me, ask me if I need a ride home, eat liao mah, how's work. I am blessed with a good daddy by God. Thankful.

Back to Hawker centre....

our neighbour went there too. 78 dollars onli....got 6dishes... the recommended dish there are the one we ordered: 醉cockles, 牛奶粉pork rib, 3 eggs veggies, herbal chicken soup,金真菇tofu, salted egg yolk prawn. Super duper yummy....so hungry that I didnt take photo of the first 3 dishes.

while eat still got 歌台 sing song for us. Definitely r3commended to go again.
好吃好吃好吃!!!!

Boring

This AL is the most boring AL.... have to go back for course. There's no where I can go at all..... bored max.... should hav taken AL in may, july or sept with my friends then at least can go some short trip. (T.T)

Shermin's birthday

Happy birthday to my dear friend Shermin!!!It had been a few months since we last catch up. We had a super sinful seafood dinner together at pasir panjang food market. Just 3 of us with tons of dishes. Super shiok ah!!!! Cravings all satisfied. Delicious n yummy!!!
Think my AL I really have to jog man... haha! Before I become a super fatso.

After that we continue our 2nd round at good paradise. Yumalicious fruit tart cake for my dear friend.... while we present the gift to her. Really hope she love it. Haha! She got a new company now...

Next we went to food court to meet our kayaker friend... who bring along his foldable kayak to meet us. Lol!

The story of wong and pok( chap 4)

Xiong mao qi tai zhi looked sad and stressed up.
Not his usual cheerful self.
Wong felt super worried for him..
Wong tried to ask him wat happen yet he just remained slient...

There was once wong wong woke up and found xiong mao qi tai zhi seriously injured...lying outside the bright light...
Wong: seriously wat's going on? I need to know... xiong mao... I wanna help. Stop suffering in slient, aren't we good friend?
Xiong mao qi tai zhi: It's heaven's secret I can't tell u....this is to protect u wong, being ur best friend remaining slient will be the best way to protect u...

While they were talking....a monkey and piglet suddenly walked out from the bright light....

我讨厌老妖怪

昨天亮上已经够命苦了. 因为 cases keeps coming in non stop. Besides, most of the cases were quite old, frailed and ill patients who requires alot of treatment. They r a brunch whom I think really needs to come... not like those small matter also come one...

Seriously, I dun mind caring for them at all. In fact, I enjoyed how I could care for their needs over the night... taking vital signs to ensure they r ok....covering them with blankets when they r cold... giving them intravenous fluid and antibiotics... I m glad to see how some of them recovered over the night and get discharge.

Sense of fulfillment.
Tired but happy.

万万没想到今天早上,一大早来了一只刚从家里刚睡醒的老妖怪who came to take over our shift. How can life be so suay, u tell me lah. Spoil mood sia.

看见她的一举一动就觉得恶心, super arrogrant!!! Irritating!! She gets on all my nerves!! Everyone was like so damn tired already she was like still taking her mother's own sweet time, counting the controlled drugs... it's 0735am alreadi...not onli that, at the meantimes still keeps commanding us to do this and that. Dun wanna let us go... Aunty ps look at the.time hor.

0735am heckcare!!! was abt to leave after giving the last 2 intravenous antibiotics....(supposed to b given by my night in charge.... but out of good will just help since she so busy....)

But in charge asked me to help to get her a stethoscope to check the nasogastric tube placement.

When I tried to opened the cupboard, to get a stethoscope....
老妖:  can't u see that it's lock!
Me: ( need to b so nasty or not? ) can I have the key? Can u open it up for me!
老 妖: cant u wait!!!!
Me: ( WTH open one cupboard very difficult is it? I wanna go home already.Then do it urself. I heckcare)

Was about to leave the area and go home...but in charge keep asking me to help her check..I pity her so help her check...
Me:.this is an OLD SCHOOL method, by right should use PH paper which we already did...
Night in charge: ya but that one ( 老妖) insist.

Watever!!! I left immediately after checking...

Cant stay there for even a single second.. sometimes I must really thank my bond for allowing me not to b too impulsive.... This bloody aunty bullied my in charge to the max sia...人砸.

Her attitude pissed me off to the max....

Our home new pet... Batty

Baby pok coming soon....

Happy saturday

Hahaha!!! Oink oink!!! Oink meow oink meow!!! Today pok pok go happy with my ah gong!!! Veri happy... play computer game, watch hang over... funny show... then go eat eat at ramen store.. ramen veri yummy especially my smoked duck ramen... ah gong eat × 3 portion. Eat so much...Muhahaha!!!