So all of them (monkey, xiong mao, piglet wong) boarded Chow's private jet plane and reached BKK!!!!!
Chow brought them to a rather deserted village in BKK.... they took a boat and reached a run down house....from afar they saw a gal with long rebonded hair sitting by the river....super chio, super good figure. *whistle whistle*. She was combing her hair.
Wong: Pok pok, it's pok pok, my pok pok. I miss my piggy:):):) (gave pokpok a big hug)
Pokpok: Hi Wong, I missed u too.
Wong: where hav you been?
Pokpok: I am tired of school so I came here to chill...see, the beach is so beautiful:):):)
Chow: hahahahahaha bro, see I told u. U can dun believe the whole world but u cannot dun believe Chow. I knew where she is....cmon brother let's celebrate and party since u found her.
Monkey: let's drink some fermented grape juice!!!!! Celebration!!! (dancing and wear his sunglasses)
Piglet elder: oink oink(smiling and nodding to wong)
Xiong mao: dun drink so much Wong. Somehow I feel that something is not quite right.
Wong: Cmon xiong mao u think too much. Come pok pok let's drink some cocktail.
Christine: nah, u all go ahead.
So once again......they all got knocked out.
When Wong woke up, it was night time.he felt super drowsy....rubbed his eyes and he saw xiong mao sitting in a corner, looking terrified...
Wong: wat's wrong xiong mao? R u feeling cold? Stop being a pussy...
Xiong mao:(pointing at the gal sitting by the river)
Wong: I finally found her:):) I feel so,so, so, so happy. My pok pok....(smiling)
Wong went forward and hugged pokpok from the back...
Wong: pok pok, my piggy pok pok...how have u been?
Pok pok looked at wong....suddenly her face turned into a beauty like nak.... no longer pok pok.
Wong: (hugged even tighter) wow!! yoooohooo!!!! Even better
He turned his head and saw xiong mao shaking his head vigorously.
Wong: cmon she is such a beauty, isnt she. Cmon gv daddy some sugar!!!
5 mins later, her face transformed into a zombie face....
Unknown gal: pee mak......... pee mak.....pee mak.....pee mak........
Wong looked back and saw xiong mao covering his eyes with his hands....shivering....
Wong: Omg!!!!!!!!
Wong felt water falling from the sky... He looked up and saw piglet, monkey and Chow's on top of the tree shivering and peeing in fear.
Wong: Wtf!!
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