Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Completed my last round of night shift

3 torturous night and I will say good bye to night shift at least for the next 2 good year:) Thanks Weng Choy for sending me off.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Starting to love the little BB milk monster

Lol! Kind of start to love the little BB milk monster of mine. Find her really cute as she is no longer such a crybaby. We r getting used to her, and she getting used to us. Starting to understand her more and more. Just gv her milk and she will oink like a little piglet:):)

First thing in the morning when I wake up I will go her dungeon to visit her, to carry her, play with her and pat her backside.

First thing when I reached home after a long day, is to check on her whereabout, carry her and play with her:):) see her smiling in her dreams.

I love the little BB milk monster of mine. She's cute.

Friday, June 28, 2013

My little milk monster neighbour

On 25 june 2013, a little BB milk monster was borned into this world, her name is Rachel.

On 26 june 2013, she officially became my neighbour as she lives just outside my room in her dungeon. Being friendly, I hugged her and said,"Hello" to her.... but she replied crying.....oh well!

BB milk monster looks like a little angel when she's happy but please dun be decieved by her cute sweetie pie outlook. As she,"RAWR!!!!" just like a monster and kept sticking out her tongue whenever she is hungry and wet her diaper. OMG!!!

This few days I woke up in the middle of the night in shock....by her incrediblely loud and persistant ROAR!!!ROAR!!! ROAR!!!!

Poor BB monster's mum....bb monster seems veri demanding  keep drinking milk like a milk monster, like every hourly.

I even had nightmare because of her dreaming that I was trying to pacify her in my dreams..... Iittle monster ps grow up fast and start talking sensibly with your aunt and stop ur roaring nonsense ok!

Monday, June 24, 2013

The story of wong and pok( chap 8)

So all of them (monkey, xiong mao, piglet wong) boarded Chow's private jet plane and reached BKK!!!!!
Chow brought them to a rather deserted village in BKK.... they took a boat and reached a run down house....from afar they saw a gal with long rebonded hair sitting by the river....super chio, super good figure. *whistle whistle*. She was combing her hair.

Wong: Pok pok, it's pok pok, my pok pok. I miss my piggy:):):) (gave pokpok a big hug)

Pokpok: Hi Wong, I missed u too.

Wong: where hav you been?

Pokpok: I am tired of school so I came here to chill...see, the beach is so beautiful:):):)

Chow: hahahahahaha bro, see I told u. U can dun believe the whole world but u cannot dun believe Chow. I knew where she is....cmon brother let's celebrate and party since u found her.

Monkey: let's drink some fermented grape juice!!!!! Celebration!!! (dancing and wear his sunglasses)

Piglet elder: oink oink(smiling and nodding to wong)

Xiong mao: dun drink so much Wong. Somehow I feel that something is not quite right.

Wong: Cmon xiong mao u think too much. Come pok pok let's drink some cocktail.

Christine: nah, u all go ahead.

So once again......they all got knocked out.
When Wong woke up, it was night time.he felt super drowsy....rubbed his eyes and he saw xiong mao sitting in a corner, looking terrified...

Wong: wat's wrong xiong mao? R u feeling cold? Stop being a pussy...

Xiong mao:(pointing at the gal sitting by the river)

Wong: I finally found her:):) I feel so,so, so, so happy. My pok pok....(smiling)

Wong went forward and hugged pokpok from the back...

Wong: pok pok, my piggy pok pok...how have u been?

Pok pok looked at wong....suddenly her face turned into a beauty like nak.... no longer pok pok.

Wong: (hugged even tighter) wow!! yoooohooo!!!! Even better

He turned his head and saw xiong mao shaking his head vigorously.

Wong: cmon she is such a beauty, isnt she. Cmon gv daddy some sugar!!!

5 mins later, her face transformed into a zombie face....

Unknown gal: pee mak......... pee mak.....pee mak.....pee mak........

Wong looked back and saw xiong mao covering his eyes with his hands....shivering....

Wong: Omg!!!!!!!!

Wong felt water falling from the sky... He looked up and saw piglet, monkey and Chow's on top of the tree shivering and peeing in fear.

Wong: Wtf!!

Sunday, June 23, 2013

We r the To be.......

Baby pok is coming out soon....went to KKH to support my sis in law cos she looked rather terrified...and worrisome...  We r the mummy and daddy to be, grandma and grandpa to be and aunt to be. I pray that the delivery will b a safe and smooth one. May God be with my sis in law and my cute little niece, protect them:):)

Saturday, June 22, 2013

The story of wong and pok (chap 7)

*DISCLAIMER*: THIS EPISODE IS UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG. READ AT UR OWN RISK!

Chow: so young man u wanna know where's ur gal. hahahaha! Then you should know what to do then. Cmon give daddy some sugar, oh cmon, cmon...hahahahahaha... maybe I will make a better girlfriend. Hahahahaha!

Wong: (super stunned by his request) SHUT UR SSSSSS CHOW!!! A real man dun do thay....

Monkey: (took a bag of sugar and threw it on chow's head).

Chow: not this sugar...Monkey!!! #@$@#$!!! Oh Wong!!! Oh come on... sugar sugar sugar....hahahahaha

Chow: alright, she is right here....(pointing to his car boot).

Wong: really? Chow is she really there?

Wong opened up the car boot but it's empty....

Chow: hahahahahahaha! This is funny!!!!

Wong was really angry with Chow and threw him into the car boot and locked him inside.

Chow: Wong, let me out.... u fatherfooker.... Chow promise, Chow will be good and tell you where she is.....Monkey help me!!!!

Monkey opened up the car boot while Wong wasn't looking and let Chow out. Chow pointed his shotgun at Wong and wanted to shoot Wong...

Monkey: No!!!! Dun do that Chow!!! No!!!!

Chow: F*** !!! Fatherfooker!!!
Today I will not do that because one of u is Chow's friend. Cmon follow me, I will bring you to the gal.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

The story of wong and pok(Chap 6)

A few days later, on the beach.....
Monkey 6th tai zhi: look guys, see what I brought for u all. Muhahaha! Let's party since it's summer vacation! (handing them a pack of marshmallows and some fermented grape juice).

Wong: Xiong mao, when r u bringing me to my pok pok. I missed her....

Xiong mao: Oh come on brother...chill and have some fun!!!

Piglet elder: (smiling at wong as usual) yabadabado!!

Xiong mao: see piglet agrees with me too:):)

All of them took the marshmallow and fermented grape juice and felt super high for dunno wat reason....and for dunno wat reason they got knocked out...

When they woke up....

Wong: OMG, where r we? Looked monkey wat happened to you?(monkey got toothpaste all over him)

Monkey: hahaha! Take a look at urself first.

Wong: (looked into the mirror) OH MINE!!! @#$!@# wat happened to my rebounded hair. Monkey, wat had u done? Did u permed it!!!!

Piglet elder: walalala hahahaha....fell asleep again....

Xiong mao: omg.... I got black paint all over me... I m officially a sun bear now.

Unknown guy: hello guys!!! Enjoyed ur party last night? Hahahahahahahha!

Wong: who is this guy?

Monkey: ohhhh he is my friend who gave me all the good stuff we had yesterday.

Unknown guy: hahahahahahaha! Hihi my name is Chow, Leslie chow. Looking for ya gal? ( Looking at wong). Wahahahaha